Man, the second and third quarters were snoozeable—but the first and fourth, well, they are why football keeps winter hot. The 100-yard TD dash, the Fitgerald sprints that said “I’m making you old boys run for your money today!” and that gorgeous Baryshnikov-worthy, tippey-toe TD catch in the end zone. Aw, baby!
Add music—lip-synch away, JH, you’re still amazing! and the still-steamy rocker babe Boss—and that is how to end football season. Damn!