59 to 0 –In Boston lingo, that’s fifty-freakin’-nine to zeeerohhh! In the gorgeous snow. Well, damn, those guys know how to make an old New England girl’s heart go pitter-pat.
I won’t go into details of how excruciating today’s Patriots game was. It’s okay Tom. I mean, I’m totally ticked off that the game was boooo-ring. And we lost. But I forgive you. Don’t let it happen again.